Scientist Man has painstakingly gone through each episode of Half in the Bag to find how many times that hack Plinkett repeated the same line in the intro, as of episode 130.
Bold = First Occurrence Italics = Not Plinkett
E1. Drive Angry - "Fuck movies"
E2. Battle Los Angeles and Galaxy Invader - "Get this crap off my desk"
E3. Paul and Toronto Comic Con - "Fuck movies"
E4. Sucker Punch - "Get out of my living room"
E5. Your Highness and Samurai Cop - "Jerks can't fix the VCR right"
E6. Scream 4 and No Brand Con - "I don't even know who I am anymore"
E7. Super and The Watchman Interview - "Fuck movies"
E7.5. Special Edition - "Special edition? Who do these guys think they are, George Lucas?"
E8. Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie - "Fuck movies"
E9. Summer Movie Catch-up - "Get this shit off my cabinet"
E10. The 48 Hour Film Project - "(muffled groan)"
E11. Transformers: Dark of the Moon - "Jerks can't fix the VCR right"
E12. Captain America and The Rocketeer - "I've got problems inside of my brain"
E13. Cowboys and Aliens - "I just pooped all over the floor"
E14. Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Cyphan Con 2011 - "The Devil is my hairdo” #1
E15. Chicago Comic Con - "I'm so sick of talking about movies"
E16. Fright Night and Conan the Barbarian - "Get out of my car and into my dreams"
E17. The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion 1 - "Fuck movies"
E17.5. The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion 2 - "Get this fucking crap outta here"
E18. Drive and Contagion - "I would buy that for a dollar”
E19. Robot and The Last Circus - "When are these fucks gonna fix my VCR?"
E20. What's Your Number and The Black Ninja 1 - "Apes are poppin'"
E20.5. What's Your Number and The Black Ninja 2 - (No intro)
E21. Jack and Jill 1 - ”Why the fuck are you watching this?”
E21.5. Jack and Jill 2 - (No intro)
E22. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap - ”Why the fuck are you watching this?”
E23. The Devil Inside and Flyin' Ryan - ”The Devil is my hairdo?” #2
E24. Red Tails - ”Movies can eat my cock”
E25. B-Fest 2012 Re-cap - ”Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?”
E26. Chronicle and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - ”Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?”
E27. Silent House and John Carter - “Eat my shorts, you fuck”
E28. The Hunger Games and Jeff Who Lives at Home - “I put chicken strips in my asshole”
E29. Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges - “Fuck movies”
E30. Zaat - “Who wants to see these frauds talk about movies?” #1
E31. The Avengers - “I’d buy that for a dollar”
E32. Battleship and Dark Shadows - “(Intercut reversed audio)”
E33. Prometheus - “A king has his rein”
E34. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy - “Movies gave me scabies”
E35. The Amazing Spider-man - “Me underwears”
E36. The Dark Knight Rises 1 - ”Isn’t it about time they end this show?”
E36.5. The Dark Knight Rises 2 - ”Part two”
E37. Step Up - “Fuck movies”
E38. Resident Evil series 1 - “Jay and Mike are frauds”
E38.5 Resident Evil series 2 - ”Part two”
E39. Looper and Dredd - ”Jay and Mike are losers”
E40. Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4 - ”Ooooooooooooh… get fucked”
E41. Skyfall - “Fuck movies”
E42. Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 2 - “Fuck movies”
E43. The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey - “Fuck movies
E44. Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap - ”Who do these guys think they are, Rick Berman?”
E44.5. Extras: Tarantino and More 2012 Re-cap - ”(Fart sound)”
E45. The Last Stand and A Haunted House - “Fuck movies”
E45.5. Extras: Copycat Films and More Styrofoam Beating - ”(Fart sound)”
E46. Movie 43 - (No intro)
E47. A Good Day to Die Hard - “Fuck movies”
E48. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Jack the Giant Slayer - “Now these assholes gotta fix my TV”
E48.5. Extras: Hollywood Trends - “(Fart sound)”
E49. Oz the Great and Powerful - “Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?”
E50. Evil Dead - “Jay and Mike are frauds”
E50.5. Extras: Evil Dead Outtakes - “(Fart sound)”
E51. Oblivion and The Lords of Salem - “What stupid piece of crap movie is he gonna talk about now?”
E52. Iron Man 3 and Pain & Gain - ”Fuck all this stupid popcorn shit”
E52.5. Extras: More Iron Man 3 Talk - “(Fart sound)”
E53. Star Trek Into Darkness - “Everyone always complains about things on the internet”
E54. The Hangover Part III and After Earth - (No intro)
E55. Man of Steel - ”I don’t even know what this show is happening”
E55.5. Extras: Zack Snyder, Superman IV, and The Justice League - “(Fart sound)”
E56. White House Down and The Lone Ranger - “I just shit in a coffee can”
E57. Grown Ups 2 - (No intro)
E58. Pacific Rim - “Fuck movies”
E59.The Wolverine vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - “What ever happened to Meg Ryan? Oh yeah, she died”
E60. Summer Movie Catch Up and THINGS - ”I can’t stop pooping in my pants”
E61. Gravity and Carrie - ”Ooooooooooooh… get fucked”
E62. Ender's Game and Thor: The Dark World - “Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag”
E63. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - "The Devil is my hairdo" #1
E64. The Wolf of Wall Street and 2013 Re-cap - “A fucking goat can review movies better than these assholes”
E64.5. Extras: Plinkett Eats! - “(Fart sound)”
E65. The Legend of Hercules and Her - ”Kevin James is a poor man’s hobo”
E66. Robocop - “I’d buy that for a dollar” #2”
E67. Robocop 2014 - “I’d buy that for a dollar” #2”
E68. Cheap Thrills and The Grand Budapest Hotel - ”Where’s the beef?”
E69. Captain America: The Winter Soldier - ”I like to eat cheeseburgers”
E70. Transcendence and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - “Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag”
E71. Godzilla (98) and Godzilla (2014) - ”I put pizza rolls in my VCR, so I could watch them on TV, but it didn’t work.”
E72. X-Men: Days of Future Past and A Million Ways to Die in the West - ”I bet my wife at the casino and I won”
E72.5 Special Edition: The Transformers Series - (No intro)
E73. Deliver Us From Evil, Edge of Tomorrow, and Transformers 4 - "Jerks can't fix the VCR right”
E74. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - ”Wait a minute, wait, where am I?”
E75. Boyhood and Guardians of the Galaxy - ”I dunno what planet I’m on”
E76. Into the Storm and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - ”Calgon take me away”
E77. 2014 Movie Catch-up 1 - ”I’m trying to find my fleshlight with the flashlight”
E77.5. 2014 Movie Catch-up 2 - (No intro)
E78. Gone Girl and Annabelle - ”I have so many problems, I have to take so many pills for my problems”
E79. Interstellar - ”Apes in outta space?”
E80. Nightcrawler and Birdman - ”Everyone do the Bartman, remember that?”
E81. The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies - ”Put it in my hobbit hole”
E82. Inherent Vice and Oscar Buzz - “I like to eat cheeseburgers”
E83. Jupiter Ascending and Battlefield Earth - “What stupid piece of crap movie is he gonna talk about now?”
E84. CHAPPiE - “Fuck movies”
E85. Furious 7 and It Follows - ”I don't even know what's going on anymore”
E86. Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - “Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?”
E87. Disney's: Marvel's: Avengers: Age of Ultron - ”Fuck all this stupid popcorn shit”
E88. Mad Max: Fury Road - “Fuck movies”
E89. Jurassic World - “I hate movies so much”
E90. Terminator: Genisys - "Get this shit off my cabinet”
E91. Ant-Man -"Get out of my car and into my dreams”
E92. Pixels - (No intro)
E93. Fantastic Four - “Doctor Doom is the gr.. top 5 greatest.. characters to ever come off of a comic book.. you know.. panel. He is one of the greatest characters ever conceived in the 20th century, you know..”
E94. American Ultra - ”I’m filled with more gas than the Hindenburg”
E95. The Visit and Turbo Kid - “I can’t stop watching movies”
E96. Everest - ”Ain’t nothing funnier than a good ol’ fashion poop joke (fart sound)”
E97. 2015 Re-Cap (So Far) - ”Ain’t nothing funnier than a good ol’ fashion poop joke (fart sound)”
E98. Creed and Victor Frankenstein - ”I’m filled with more gas than the Hindenburg”
E99. Krampus - “Fuck movies”
E100. Star Wars: The Force Awakens - “Fuck movies”
E101. The Hateful Eight and The Ridiculous 6 (sort of) - “I don’t even know what’s wrong with my face”
E102. The Revenant ”I stood on my scale yesterday and it said ‘one at a time please’”
E103. Deadpool and Comic Book Movie Predictions - “Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag”
E104. The 2016 Oscars - “Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag”
E105. Cloverfield Lane and Me Him Her - “I love to watch movies.. in my underwear”
E106. Batman v Superman - ”(Sheep sound)”
E107. Hardcore Henry - “I don’t even know what’s wrong with my face”
E108. Green Room - (No intro)
E109. Captain America: Civil War - ”Get outta here”
E110. X-Men: Apocalypse - ”When’s my next review?”
E111. Independence Day: Resurgence - “Apes are poppin’?”
E112. Ghostbusters (2016) - ”The power of pain compels you”
E113. Star Trek Beyond - (No intro)
E114. Suicide Squad - (No intro)
E115. Stranger Things - (No intro)
E116. Blair Witch and Don't Breathe - ”Why do they keep making movies?”
E117. Box Office Number Crunching - “Fuck movies”
E118. Doctor Strange - ”I stood on my scale yesterday and it said ‘one at a time please’”
E119. Shut in and Arrival - “Fuck movies”
E120. 2016 Movie Catch-up - (No intro)
E121. Rogue One - ”I’m filled with gaaas”
E122. La La Land and Bye Bye Man - ”Fuck movies”
E123. Get Out and Logan - (No intro)
E124. Life and Power Rangers - "Get out of my living room"
E125. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - “Get this crap off my writing desk”
E126. Alien: Covenant - “I love to watch movies.. in my underwear”
E127. Wonder Woman - “I’m so sick of everything inside of a movie theatre”
E128. The Mummy - (No intro)
E129. Transformers: The Last Knight - “Fuck movies”
E129.5. Baby Driver and Spider-man: Homecoming - “Fuck movies”
E130. Annabelle Creation - ”I stood on my scale yesterday and it said ‘one at a time please’”

#Stats:

First Occurrences episodes 1-20

• "Fuck movies" - 22
  
• "Get this crap off my desk" - 1
  
• "Get out of my living room" - 2
  
• "Jerks can't fix the VCR right" - 3
  
• "I don't even know who I am anymore" - 1
  
• "Special edition? Who do these guys think they are, George Lucas?" - 1
  
• "Get this shit off my cabinet" - 2
  
• "(muffled groan)" - 1
  
• "I've got problems inside of my brain" - 1
  
• "I just pooped all over the floor" - 1
  
• "The Devil is my hairdo" #1 - 2
  
• “I'm so sick of talking about movies" - 1
  
• "Get out of my car and into my dreams" - 2
  
• "Get this fucking crap outta here" - 1
  
• "I would buy that for a dollar" - 1
  
• "When are these fucks gonna fix my VCR?" - 1
  
• "Apes are poppin’?” - 2
  
• (No intro) - 15
  

First Occurrences episodes 21-40

• ”Why the fuck are you watching this?” - 2
  
• “The Devil is my hairdo?” #2 - 1
  
• ”Movies can eat my cock” - 1
  
• ”Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?” - 4
  
• “Eat my shorts, you fuck” - 1
  
• “I put chicken strips in my asshole” - 1
  
• “Who wants to see these frauds talk about movies?” - 1
  
• “(Intercut reversed audio)” - 1
  
• “I’d buy that for a dollar” #1 - 1
  
• “A king has his rein” - 1
  
• “Movies gave me scabies” - 1
  
• “Me underwears” - 1
  
• ”Isn’t it about time they end this show?” - 1
  
• ”Part two” - 2
  
• “Jay and Mike are frauds” - 2
  
• ”Jay and Mike are losers” - 1
  
• ”Ooooooooooooh… get fucked” - 2
  

First Occurrences episodes 41- 60

• ”Who do these guys think they are, Rick Berman?” - 1
  
• ”(Fart sound)” - 7
  
• “Now these assholes gotta fix my TV” - 1
  
• “What stupid piece of crap movie is he gonna talk about now?” - 2
  
• ”Fuck all this stupid popcorn shit” - 2
  
• “Everyone always complains about things on the internet” - 1
  
• ”I don’t even know what this show is happening” - 1
  
• “I just shit in a coffee can” - 1
  
• “What ever happened to Meg Ryan? Oh yeah, she died” - 1
  
• ”I can’t stop pooping in my pants” - 1
  

First Occurrences episodes 61-80

• “Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag” - 4
  
• “A fucking goat can review movies better than these assholes” - 1
  
• ”Kevin James is a poor man’s hobo” - 1
  
• “I’d buy that for a dollar” #2 - 2
  
• ”Where’s the beef?” - 1
  
• ”I like to eat cheeseburgers” - 2
  
• ”I put pizza rolls in my VCR, so I could watch them on TV, but it didn’t work.” - 1
  
• ”I bet my wife at the casino and I won” - 1
  
• “Wait a minute, wait, where am I?”” - 1
  
• ”I don’t know what planet I’m on” - 1
  
• “Calgon take me away” - 1
  
• “I’m trying to find my fleshlight with the flashlight” - 1
  
• ”I have so many problems, I have to take so many pills for my problems” - 1
  
• ”Apes in outta space?” - 1
  
• ”Everyone do the Bartman, remember that?” - 1
  

First Occurrences episodes 81-100

• ”Put it in my hobbit hole” - 1
  
• “I don't even know what's going on anymore” - 1
  
• “I hate movies so much” - 1
  
• “Doctor Doom is the gr.. top 5 greatest.. characters to ever come off of a comic book.. you know.. panel. He is one of the greatest characters ever conceived in the 20th century, you know..” - 1
  
• ”I’m filled with more gas than the Hindenburg” - 2
  
• “I can’t stop watching movies” - 1
  
• “Ain’t nothing funnier than a good ol’ fashion poop joke (fart sound)” - 2
  

First Occurrences episodes 101-120

• “I don’t even know what’s wrong with my face” - 2
  
• ”I stood on my scale yesterday and it said ‘one at a time please’” - 3
  
• “I love to watch movies.. in my underwear” - 2
  
• ”(Sheep sound)” - 1
  
• “Get outta here” - 1
  
• ”When’s my next review?” - 1
  
• ”The power of pain compels you” - 1
  
• ”Why do they keep making movies?” - 1
  

First Occurrences episodes 121-130

• ”I’m filled with gaaas” - 1
  
• “Get this crap off my writing desk” - 1
  
• “I’m so sick of everything inside of a movie theatre” - 1
  

I made an error, find it and you get a date with Rich Evans.
EDIT: MORE STATS!!!

Intro Quote	Number of uses
Fuck movies	22
(No intro)	15
(Fart sound)	7
Half in the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaag	4
Hey, don’t ya got anything better to do?	4
I stood on my scale yesterday and it said ‘one at a time please’	3
Jerks can't fix the VCR right	3
Ain’t nothing funnier than a good ol’ fashion poop joke (fart sound)	2
Apes are poppin’?	2
Fuck all this stupid popcorn shit	2
Get out of my car and into my dreams	2
Get out of my living room	2
Get this shit off my cabinet	2
I don’t even know what’s wrong with my face	2
I like to eat cheeseburgers	2
I love to watch movies.. in my underwear	2
I’d buy that for a dollar #2	2
I’m filled with more gas than the Hindenburg	2
Jay and Mike are frauds	2
Ooooooooooooh… get fucked	2
Part two	2
The Devil is my hairdo #1	2
What stupid piece of crap movie is he gonna talk about now?	2
Why the fuck are you watching this?	2
(Intercut reversed audio)	1
(muffled groan)	1
(Sheep sound)	1
A fucking goat can review movies better than these assholes	1
A king has his rein	1
Apes in outta space?	1
Calgon take me away	1
Doctor Doom is the gr.. top 5 greatest.. characters to ever come off of a comic book.. you know.. panel. He is one of the greatest characters ever conceived in the 20th century, you know..	1
Eat my shorts, you fuck	1
Everyone always complains about things on the internet	1
Everyone do the Bartman, remember that?	1
Get outta here	1
Get this crap off my desk	1
Get this crap off my writing desk	1
Get this fucking crap outta here	1
I bet my wife at the casino and I won	1
I can’t stop pooping in my pants	1
I can’t stop watching movies	1
I don’t even know what this show is happening	1
I don’t know what planet I’m on	1
I don't even know what's going on anymore	1
I don't even know who I am anymore	1
I hate movies so much	1
I have so many problems, I have to take so many pills for my problems	1
I just pooped all over the floor	1
I just shit in a coffee can	1
I put chicken strips in my asshole	1
I put pizza rolls in my VCR, so I could watch them on TV, but it didn’t work.	1
I would buy that for a dollar	1
I’d buy that for a dollar #1	1
I’m filled with gaaas	1
I’m so sick of everything inside of a movie theatre	1
I’m trying to find my fleshlight with the flashlight	1
I'm so sick of talking about movies	1
Isn’t it about time they end this show?	1
I've got problems inside of my brain	1
Jay and Mike are losers	1
Kevin James is a poor man’s hobo	1
Me underwears	1
Movies can eat my cock	1
Movies gave me scabies	1
Now these assholes gotta fix my TV	1
Put it in my hobbit hole	1
Special edition? Who do these guys think they are, George Lucas?	1
The Devil is my hairdo? #2	1
The power of pain compels you	1
Wait a minute, wait, where am I?	1
What ever happened to Meg Ryan? Oh yeah, she died	1
When are these fucks gonna fix my VCR?	1
When’s my next review?	1
Where’s the beef?	1
Who do these guys think they are, Rick Berman?	1
Who wants to see these frauds talk about movies?	1
Why do they keep making movies?	1